Milfs and Martinis 

Going to your local cru bar on a Saturday nights, picking up some hot as fuck mums (milfs) and then complimenting them with some nice martinis.

"Bro I'm fucked and down at the cru bar getting some milfs and martinis"

Milfs and Martinis by Man don't give no fucks June 3, 2018

anstey martins 

it’s a very bad school the are blind teachers xx

Laura Sanchez doesn’t care about the pupils she favourites them and kicks out the innocent they don’t stop bullying.
you’ll probably fail your gcse there because off how bad it is and there off stead is a disgusting. Don’t send your kids there and move school. Zooey meadowcroft is a devil she will stalk you to death xx and don’t forget Greasy hanna cook or timy hacket there your nightmare and then there’s mrs Norman with her spérm brows good luck if you go there.

Anstey martins is a place we’re they discriminate you

anstey martins by a person x April 16, 2019

martins basement 

1) a place where good things go bad, bad girls become saints, straight men become gay, and people that arent virgins, become virgins again.
2) a wet/moist dark environment, were a devil cat runs loose, and were one may lose their virginity without even knowing how, when, where, or to whom.
3) fuck me in the ass, and call me a neurotic hamster.
4)suck my Naudahl

1) uh...uh... he loved it...in martins basement

martins basement by nando and nickyd March 5, 2010

Wet Dream Martini 

Wet Dream Martini is a drink best served luke warm. A wet dream martini is a drink comprised of 4 parts, vaginal fluid, thawed ice cubes, man jizz, and vodka. To prepare this drink you need to shove no less than 3 ice cubes but no more than 6 in to the vaginal cavity of your partner. Then proceed to conduct intercourse with said partner and repeat this step until you have reached climax and all ice cubes are melted. Once climax is reached and all ice cubes are melted you will need to drain the vaginal cavity of all fluid into your favorite martini glass and add a heavy handed splash of vodka for taste.

I enjoy adding two olives into my Wet Dream Martini, just to make it extra dirty.

Wet Dream Martini by isaac1365 April 11, 2019

Two olives short of a martini 

Missing both your nuts. taken from fresh prince of bel air

"Will: My friend knows this sqaw that he's completely in love with. But this particular sqaw just broke up with his best friend. Now, he don't wanna diss his boy or nothin, but he'd like to know how long is a good time to wait befire he... raidsthis sqaw's village, if you know what I'm sayin.
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."

Two olives short of a martini by i am nobody and i am sombody January 5, 2010

Martinus 

Martinus is usually a really sweet and caring guy! He is always there for you, when you need him the most. Martinus is also usually really good looking, and all the girls love him! Martinus is also smart and athletic person.

Person 1: Wow, who is that hot guy over there?
Person 2: It's Martinus!

Martinus by Jokutyttö123 April 2, 2018

Marcus and Martinus 

A twin pop group from Norway. Born on February 21, 2002 in Elverum Norway. When they were around they were 10 they won a singing competition called MGPjr, and thought their fandom would die out, but it really just grew. In about 2015 they released their Norwegian single "Leah" which their fans loved. Later in the year they released their first big hit song "Elektrisk" which got in the top charts in about 3 different countries. After they released a Norwegian album "Hei" A year passed and they decided to released in 2016 an English album, "Together" so people in all different counties could understand. That album boomed in the top charts in different countries, featuring different artists and a more tech feel. In November of 2017 they are releasing another album "Moments" in English which from the looks of the singles they have released will be a big success. All their fans have big hope and faith that they will do great in the future. Also fuck off all the haters, they are freakin 15 (at the time I am writing this) and they already have a successful music career, and look what you have done, NOTHING! SO DON'T GIVE THEM A HARD TIME!!!!

Marcus and Martinus are so talented, they are my biggest inspiration. I really wish I could meet them.

Marcus and Martinus by usammer October 22, 2017