luke martineau 

Girl that has period too much

Luke Martineau had his period on his chair at the polish club and blames it on cousin Joey Tully.

luke martineau by benjamindover69 December 15, 2019

The sneaky Martineau 

While having sex with a woman doggy-style, you, as quickly as possible, sneak your pinky into her asshole. At the same time, you reach forward and bat your hand over her mouth so she makes Ojibwa Indian noises. Practice makes perfect, repeat every time until you get the desired effect which is making her yelp out of suprise and pain at your finger in her ass, then the covering and uncovering of her mouth will create a sound not unlike an Ojibwe Indian way cry

Last night I was drinking mad dog 20\20 and I have that big fry bread bitch the sneaky Martineau.

The sneaky Martineau by Mr. MoFucknMartineau May 20, 2020

Melanie Martinez 👑 

An amazing singer/songwriter with an amazing new album , she is very pretty and has a unique makeup style and genre , she loves and cares for all of her fans 💜

Kennedy: do u know Melanie Martinez 👑?
Olivia: yea I went to her concert and she was so sweet

Kennedy: your so lucky

Melanie Martinez 👑 by Mollie Surely November 17, 2019

Martina

Martina is a really funny, nice and kind girl who always helps those in need, even if this can put them in difficulty.
She is a romantic, a relationship with her is heaven, she will always put you first and everything and treat you like you are the only person in this world.
But be careful not to make her angry.

hey,i love you so
please let me go MARTINA

Martina by iloveyouso November 21, 2021

Melanie Martinez 

amazing singer/songwriter with very creepy yet addicting songs.

Person 1: do you listen to Melanie Martinez?
Person 2: Is syrup still syrup in a sippy cup? Hell yeah

Melanie Martinez by Faceless Alison March 30, 2016

Martinez Southern Raspberry 

A sex act performed on a woman. Like blowing a raspberry on the stomach, only on her clit. For best results, place the area between the top of your lip and the base of your nose directly onto the clit. Begin blowing as if blowing a raspberry. Be careful to not become light headed.

Alt. Place the woman's clit in between your top and bottom lip and begin blowing, as if blowing a raspberry. Alternate rhythm of raspberry and move around area for best results.

Damn girl, he gave me a Martinez Southern Raspberry and my legs wouldn't stop shaking!

Martinez Southern Raspberry by BDA21 June 24, 2016

Melanie Martinez 

American singer, songwriter and photographer. She was a member of Team Adam in the third season of the American television vocal talent show The Voice. On April 22, 2014, she released the lead single "Dollhouse," from her debut EP The Dollhouse.

Melanie Martinez was so good on The Voice!

Melanie Martinez by swiggityswagg December 21, 2014