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marthaluffagus 

A marthaluffagus is one who slaves over the stove and cleans the bathroom floors with its giant trunk. Marthaluffaguses are a very rare species of a snuffaluffagreg or a gregaluffagus. You can find Marthaluffaguses in various locations around tripple5 either sleeping on the couch ooor sleeping in its own bed. You can easily spot a marthaluffagus by its distinct breathing habits. The sound is similar to that of a large locomotive or oversized steamboat.
Marthaluffagus whens dinner??
1. A titless coke whore.
2. (archaic) A demon operating in the romantic realm. A marthal's purpose is to lure an unsuspecting romantic partner to crippling depression and darkness until it seems that death is the only escape. In an effort to look un-intimidating, marthals often disguise themselves in the form of midgets, scrawny women, or scrawny midget women. Legend suggests a telltale sign of a marthal is when she blows up a bathroom so bad that even the neighbors can smell it. This is her evil leaking out after being repressed all day because it's too early in the relationship to let her true colors show.
I’m pretty sure she’s a marthal, man! Last time she took a shit, the neighbors had to call poison control.
marthal by Cheezus H. Rice March 17, 2019

mirthful 

He was a mirthful soul who's thoughts echoed the work of the messiahs themselves
mirthful by 780-Gamzee May 28, 2018

mathafucka 

"Elijah stop!!! Mathafucka
mathafucka by Badbish143 February 23, 2017

mastafullness 

The best synonym for the word: "skillz". Used when more variety of language is required to differentiate between different levels of "skill" and/or "skillz".

Can also be used as a permanent replacement for the word "skillz" but is unlikely due to the formers ease of use. Only commonly used in extreme circumstances (where the skillz threshold is constantly growing -street football/basketball game, flatland BMX, dance-offs, Pro Sup-Air paintball games etc.)
Where the level of skillz increases:

Person 1 does a 1-handed 360 drop-off off a 6' high quarter pipe. Requires use of "SKILLZ!" / "I got mad biking skillz".

Person 2 does a 1 handed nosepick drop-off off a 999' high spike and lands stylishly -blindfolded nearly impossible. Requires use of "Mastafullness!" ; / "I got mad bike mastafullness".
mastafullness by Roger Yuuuu January 5, 2009

Mathafucken 

I'm mathafucken tired.
You're mathafucken cute.
Mathafucken by Adssss July 2, 2016