Skip to main content
text message that is mistyped or misdirected
1. Brother sends text to girlfriend, "Hey Baby, I'm on my way, see your sweet @$$ soon" but mistakenly sends to SISTER instead.

Realizing the error, brother sends a follow up text: "Sorry, not meant for you"

Sister responds: "Don't call me baby... And no worries re: the maltext"
maltext by Millie350 October 7, 2009
Related Words

MadTexter 

A person who text a lot. They spend most of there time texting for hours and hours at a time. They never get rarely get bored of texting. Can often text up to a hundred words a minute. Often replies under 2 minutes is forever for them.
I'm a MadTexter.
MadTexter by Dnt worrii bout it February 2, 2014
Text message sent from a straight male to another straight male, or from a straight male to a lesbian consisting of the word "Mantext," some play on words containing "mantext" within, or any phrase including or ending with "mantext."

In essence, "Mantext" operates on the theory that non-sexuomantic texts are always meant with a degree of disappointment, especially those from men (your bros) labeled "Mantext."

The most demoralizing Mantexts are received by those anxiously anticipating a ladytext, preferably on a rainy Friday or Saturday night while watching Redtube.
"Mantext ."

"Lets not argue about semantexts."

"I got 99 problems and a Mantext is one."

"Mo Mantext Mo Problems."

"Happiness is a Warm Mantext ."

"Mantexter United"

"Mantexter City"

"I hope you're not mantexturbating right now."

"The I v s b e Mantext "

"Holy Mantext Batman!"

"Mantext Episode IV: A New Mantext "

"Mantext Episode V: The Empire Mantexts Back"

"Mantext Episode VI: Return of the Mantext "

"Michael Manntext"

"Payton Manntext"

"Mantext Ramirez"

"Hevenu Shalom A-mantext !"

"Did somebody order a Mantext ?"

"It's raining Mantexts!"

"Mantexts of Mass Destruction."

"MANTEXT ACCOMPLISHED"

"To Mantext or not to Mantext."

"There's no Mantext in team"

"But there's a Mantext in win."

"I'm gonna make you a Mantext you can't refuse."

"Official U.S. Military Policy: Don't man, don't text."
Mantext by yourfrienddan October 3, 2009
marteta is so caliente
i have a crush on marteta she's so caliente
marteta by meowmeowems fr November 22, 2021

mom martentezs 

the power of the most powful zar bomba in the world
mom martentezs eat chiken
mom martentezs by Monke semans September 24, 2019

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026