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serial marrier 

a person who gets married for food, shelter and companionship, and when it gets stale, time to find a new person to marry...
Eddie is a serial marrier, he's been divorced two weeks and he just bought a engagement ring for the lady he met at the bus stop.
serial marrier by daywalkz July 29, 2011
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A beautiful kind caring girl, someone who can light up a room and make you smile, has a hard front but deep down is soft like a teddy bear, stronger then she realises and is tough as nails. Stands up for what she believes in and protects strongly against anyone she cares for.
Wow you no a maree you are so lucky!
I wish I had a friend like your maree
Maree by Maryhenry February 2, 2017

Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life 

Jojo’s bizarre married life- a gay fan fiction abomination produced by CLAMP where jotaro and kakyoin have children. It is the most god-aweful shitpost-worthy piece of media possibly ever created. It is the origin of the meme “kakyoin, did you lay this egg?” You sort of get the point. And their kid, jouta kujo, has a stand named after dish soap. And kakyoin poisons Dio with his horrible cooking. IT WAS ALSO ANIMATED BY STUDIO MADHOUSE. I wish I was kidding, somebody help
Person 1: have you read Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life ?
Person 2: don’t you ever fucking mention that fucking manga ever

Married to the sea 

Married to the sea means you are to busy to get married. The origin of the phrase came from the tendency of seafaring men to stay unmarried because of their commitment to their ship, which kept them at sea for long periods of time where women were scarce. The phrase is also used today to describe the habitually single who are unlikely, or unwilling to wed.
"Sorry love, I'm married to the sea."
Mareenas are some of the most beautiful women in the world. If you are with a Mareena you are lucky, because they are always loyal and dedicated. Mareenas typically have banging bodies and tend to be freaks in the sheets. Mareenas can fight so don't mess with them. The different spelling shows a unique and intelligent women. Mareenas are always fun and love to just chill with you. If you don't know a Mareena, you better find one.
Dude have you met my girlfriend?

No but I heard she's a Mareena.
Mareena by Ritzcrackers666 January 2, 2014
A beautiful, sarcastic, smart girl. Only rude when you are. Usually happy. Only has a few friends. She will always have your back. Shes A fun person to talk to and hang with. She knows how to have a good time. She can be mean at times, but has a very soft heart. She has eyes that most can't resist noticing, and is the most caring person in the world. She's loyal, faithful, and will always be there for you. Believes in true love and is not afraid to speak her mind when its needed. She loves to make people happy. Everything she does comes from the bottom of her heart.
Boyfriend: If I was in a fight with a guy and two other guys jumped in, what would you do?
Marren: I would jump in it and fight by your side. I got your back if you got mines.
Marren by Lexie123456654321 January 25, 2014