by Web Services Gangster February 4, 2005
white man - your like marmite
black man - what you either love me or hate me?
white man - no your black and stinky
black man - what you either love me or hate me?
white man - no your black and stinky
by marmiteaman January 9, 2011
Poo. Used (in a derogatory fashion) in conjunction with anal sex, and thus a homosexual who does so - a "marmite miner".
You're such a marmite miner.
by a pseudonym February 20, 2005
A black, gooey spread, almost a form of yeast extract, allthough far superior, produced by the allmighty Bestfoods corporation(, the only true Marmite being made in England; you really can't eat that shit from sanitarium, I mean the name alone can make you hurl. UUugh). and made, as many will tell you, from second hand brewers yeast. (yum-yum.) THAT is the true reason beer was invented, it was a part of the divine plan to bring the pleasure of Marmite, or Ambrosia, to the world of men.
The term is interchangable with Ambrosia, for it is indeed the food of the gods, though this is little known.
This delectable spread is eaten by some with honey or peanut butter, but the classic recipe is fresh white toast, spread with butter, which must melt swiftly so the Marmite can immediately be administered and then quickly devoured, in time to prepare the other slices of toast before they go cold.
of course, some mortals cannot stand the euphoria that comes with eating this food and say that it is the most revolting thing imaginable, to cover their inability to comprehend such divine fare, and so the human race will forever be divided between the "lovers" and the "haters".
I have travelled this world in my search. There is no substitute.
The term is interchangable with Ambrosia, for it is indeed the food of the gods, though this is little known.
This delectable spread is eaten by some with honey or peanut butter, but the classic recipe is fresh white toast, spread with butter, which must melt swiftly so the Marmite can immediately be administered and then quickly devoured, in time to prepare the other slices of toast before they go cold.
of course, some mortals cannot stand the euphoria that comes with eating this food and say that it is the most revolting thing imaginable, to cover their inability to comprehend such divine fare, and so the human race will forever be divided between the "lovers" and the "haters".
I have travelled this world in my search. There is no substitute.
English fellow: My mate, Marmite.
Foreign Person: Do you really make partnerships with yeasty spreads in this land?
English Fellow: Evidently you have never experienced the true Marmite.
Foreign Person: Do you really make partnerships with yeasty spreads in this land?
English Fellow: Evidently you have never experienced the true Marmite.
by Naked Henry May 13, 2005
when something is either loved or hated, no inbetween. comes from 'marmite'
mainly used to, but no limited to, describing food.
mainly used to, but no limited to, describing food.
'i love his new haircut!'
'nah, i hate it'
'i guess it's marmitic then.'
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list of things that are marmitic includes
marmite
mustard
horseradish
sports
and many more!
'nah, i hate it'
'i guess it's marmitic then.'
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list of things that are marmitic includes
marmite
mustard
horseradish
sports
and many more!
by jarkus1121 February 7, 2018
by Fawksymus January 19, 2021