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markwaun 

A big black guy that likes to pretend to be a ninja. He may be hiding behind you right now scheming his dastardly plans. Also markwaun is a practitioner of black magic and uses it to help him in his plights of conquests especially on the toilet. Markwaun is the epitome of stupidity and is comparable to a lomax in appearance.
Did you that see that lomax walking around. Naw that's markwaun son.
markwaun by Jimmy_Johns_MA March 10, 2013
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They best boyfriend you can ever have he will Love you and treat you like gold and he will make you feel special and will you treat you like a queen and treat himself as a king he does what he want not told and creates his own things doesn’t follow
I date a markwan
markwan by 1278 gang November 23, 2021
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1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

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