market weight

a description for a person, pet, or livestock, that has reached a weight that would make them worthy of taking to market.

Lori is a sturdy girl, but will reach market weight soon if she doesn't watch herself.

That dude is huge, definitely market weight.

market weight by AK sparky May 19, 2008

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Market Weighton

A town full of hard cunts who love to smoke shag shank which are the 3 words this small market town are built on.

What are those hard youths doing in the bus shelter.
I suggest you shut up because we are in Market Weighton you will be stabbed if they hear you talking like that.

Market Weighton by 100%notme April 25, 2019

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HMP Market Weighton

HMP Market Weighton (also known as the market weighton)school is an absolute shit hole full of the hardest youths in the local area

Just finished my SATs and got sentenced to 5 years in HMP Market Weighton

HMP Market Weighton by 100%notme April 28, 2019

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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