Marisa's Law 

Marisa's Law states that if an individual performs the act of deepthroating on a medium-to-large sized penis over and over again, saliva will automatically be produced by the individual performing the deepthroat. This saliva is an automatic and unintended physical response to such aggressive deepthroat attempts. This saliva can be repurposed for future sexual acts.

Exceptions to Marisa's Law: Small Penises, Micro-Penises, Penises that are not Steve's Penis

If I deepthroat this schlong enough, its gonna get soaked. I know this because I studied Marisa's Law in undergrad.

Marisa's Law by TheRockUncircumsized January 5, 2022

marissa sosebee 

A awesome girl you will meet once in a lifetime she does have some dark secrets like how she farted in that elevator and when she killed that baby....yeahhhhh anyways apart from that marissa sosebee is very kind

Wow jerry you found yourself a Marissa sosebee your a lucky man!!!!

marissa sosebee by i_hate_eggs December 6, 2017

marissa severt 

STUPID BITCH WHO THINKS IT'S COOL TO SMOKE.

Marissa Severt- OH LOOK HOW COOL I LOOK WHEN I REALLY LOOK LIKE A FUCKTARD WHEN I'M HOLDING A CIGARETTE.

marissa severt by clitoris96eight November 29, 2009

marissa sosebee 

A very talented pottery maker and not a bad whistler also play's a lot of roblox

marissa sosebee is so fun

marissa sosebee by I like my pet December 6, 2017

It’s a Malissa thing 

Typically you will see Malissa dancing like she is riding a motorcycle, telling people “we’re gonna fight,” her being extra, or she might be selling you a pretzel

When Malissa is being her self you take a Snapchat of her and caption it “It’s a Malissa thing”

It’s a Malissa thing by MJ103 May 19, 2019

marisa salvini 

She seems all nice and fun until you do something that could possibly alter her popularity. Then she turns in a back-stabbing she-devil. Marisa Salvini's are usually sluts that try to show off their butts at beaches, pools and parties. Please try to be nice to Marisa's because they can never be nice on their own.

"She was so nice until I tried to get to know her better, she said I wasn't cool enough."

"She sounds like a Marisa Salvini."

marisa salvini by One real truth June 20, 2014

MarissassmallWeiner

someone slaps a squirrel with the intent of harming the squirrel

Jake was slapping MarissassmallWeiner

MarissassmallWeiner by Umar’sduck September 28, 2020