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Pre Marital Mario Sex

Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.
Me and my hot ass fiancé did the pre marital Mario sex the other day.

Oral Mario Cart Sex 

When one person is playing Mario Cart and the other is giving them oral
Person A: Damnnnnnnnnn bro me and Jessie did some good ass Oral Mario Cart Sex last night.
Person B: Nice one bro, me and Chris gonna do some tonight.

Oral Mario Cart Sex 

One person plays Mario Cart while the other person gives them oral.
wow! me and my honey-boo-boo really did a lot of Oral Mario Cart Sex yesterday night!

Marco-Sexual 

Being a technically homosexual male, sexually attracted only to anime males, or "2-D boys", just like our friend Marco.
You: Wait, isn't John gay? Why wouldn't he want to go on a date with me?
Me: Don't take it personally, he's Marco-sexual. He only likes them 2-D boys.
Marco-Sexual by TallBooty February 7, 2017

mariosexual 

I person who is only sexual to the nintendo character mario
Tom is mariosexual guys
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026