Little short pudgy ass pizza making plumbing looking mutherfucking italian whose brother luigi should get all the hoes and beat his ass but is upstaged by this Giovanni looking muthafucka.
"It's a me Mario... Fuck You You bitch nigga mario... BANS
by lickitty split February 14, 2008
A short Italian plumber who takes magic mushrooms so he can take a trip to the "mushroom kingdom", where he battles turtles, stomps on mushroom-like creatures and gets laid by a princess at the end!
Hey Mario, got any shrooms today?
by The JoJo October 10, 2008
(when refering to video game skills of a person)
(N)something amazing happening unintentionally while playing a video game
Dude! Mark just did a Mario and got to level 8.
by vrej khanzadian June 04, 2005
Mario(n) - An italian plumber who was created by the japanese, who looks mexican,can jump like hes black,runs like a nigerian,and collect coins like a jew
Just play the goddamn super mario game
by 4b6ik October 12, 2011
1. Someone who doesn't know about or observe basic health or safety rules pertaining to various activities and/or doesn't speak up quickly enough when he realizes he is sick or injured, resulting in a painful and/or ruinous event for himself - which he then cathartically displaces onto someone or something else.

2. Someone who expects to overindulge in a lot of enjoyable or pleasurable or cathartic activities in rapid succession (all of which someone else pays for and/or has to clean up after) without allowing enough time to pass between them or without making enough effort to separate them. Due to his own negligence or unwillingness to wait/slow down when he should and his inability to move more quickly/speed up when he should, he creates unnecessarily huge messes that someone else has to deal with/clean up.
Basically: if you date a lot and start to notice a pattern in which you have two basically pleasurable and voluntarily-undertaken relationships in a row, which are always or frequently followed by a 3rd relationship that feels forced upon you and is rather intense, scary, embarrassing and disorienting - but ultimately you survive it and feel relieved afterward - you are possibly or probably a Mario.

Gastrointestinal example: You eat too much peanut butter because it is yummy. Immediately afterward, you do karate for an hour, which is fun. You then have a horrible case of diarrhea. You barely make it to a public bathroom, then spray it all over the bathroom because you can't make it to the toilet seat in time. You feel relieved, make no effort to clean it up and leave it for the maid to deal with. You never feel any guilt about it. You = Mario.
by Idiotslinger July 21, 2011
a anoying plumber that needs to retire or die
its a me a mario

ima sick of bowser stealin peach all the time
im gonna retire
by a person that hates the mbros April 13, 2010
the coolest brother around... he dont take @#$% from no hoes. basically the mack-daddy of all of the world... i mean @#$% the little plumber dude he aint got @#$% on the real mario. He can have his fat princess she ulgy.
Mario will rule you.
by dudeBRO88 October 15, 2008
to suck a dick more then once!
that girl gives a lot of marios
by 465464654+7898 May 26, 2009

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