Italian plumber who spends most of his days jumping on turtles, walking mushrooms, saving princesses, eating spaghetti and such in a very amusing manner. This has made him a multi-millionaire and his own long running series of successful video games based on his life. He also coined the catchphrase "mamma mia!" Though it had been used by Abba, Don Corleone, and a legion of stereotypical italians before him. He can also jump 10 feet high, which is a supreme triumph for anyone with an ass as fat as his.
"Mamma mia, Donkey Kong, how wasa youa famous before a Mario!?"
by Parz July 27, 2006
to jump over something unlikely to get to something insignificant.
Can you believe how that fat ass marioed over those tables to get to the vending machine?
by extraz February 12, 2006
1)A Mexican dishwasher guy working in the back of a restaurant who's constantly getting wet thinking of other guys in the vicinity.
2)A woman born with two small balls in the pubic area.
3)A man who inherited 23 homosexual chromosomes from a gay sperm cell.
Scientists are investigating how a gay sperm cell ended up fertilizing a female egg. This phenomenom is called the Mario, since most gay sperm cells only survive inside a male's ass.
by James502949 September 02, 2008
Fat Mexican thats very fruity. Sucks at boxing. has no life. likes carne asadas. dumbfounded.
your such a mario
by I friking love u November 10, 2008
A Papi Chulo! Sweet Kind, everything a papi-chulo is.
Also atleast 6 inches. Mostly attached to the last name Garcia. At times can become somewhat related or in the same sentance as "I had a flower girl ____" or "Will last night___"
Works as a man whore in the future. Has numerous kids do the consequences of lacking patience.
Look at that Mario! He's such a Papi-chulo!
by PRINCESS LALI August 03, 2007
A fat little Italian plumber found in many Super Mario games. Playing as him, you will have to jump onto the heads of your foes to defeat them, kill Bowser, save Pricness Peach (no you can't eat her), and travel through pipes to strange worlds. Basically your timed to kill Koopas and other strange monsters and finally get to Princess Peach, after retrying about 20 times. As you progress you will obtain items such as super mushroom, making mario even fatter, capes, offering limited flight, oddly enough, becoming a raccoon, and many other things. So enjoy saving pricness peach and watching her get kidnapped again over and over. Truely fun.
Mario saves Princess Peach. Princess Peach gets kidnapped. (Repeat)
by Obviously Crazy January 23, 2007
Self absorbed, self centered, one-upping douche. See also Jackass
Mario is such a fucking ass.
by Pvt. Oreo October 15, 2007
A pathetic attempt at human life,
is sometimes found having sex with chickens and burritos and other mexican steriotypes.
The old bible preaches: Mario is the sole reason for fags and little boy touchers on the earth. If Mario took more dicks in the ass, surgeons would have to come up with a new procedure to remove the week old baby semen found in his rectum.
Some people have often confused Mario with; Satan, Hitler, Rosie O'Donnel, and the fat guy from "My Name Is Earl".
In all senses of the words he is a Jew bitch cock sucking cunt wrangler.
Also he is sometimes seen giving rimjobs and dirty sanchez's to 30 year old frocen decapitaded arabian donkey dick
Evan: "Hey Man did you see Mario giving a rimjob to that 30 year old decapitaded arabian donkey dick"?

Joe: "Hells yeah dawg that shit was tight."
by gatewaymenu13 August 27, 2008
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