Italian plumber who spends most of his days jumping on turtles, walking mushrooms, saving princesses, eating spaghetti and such in a very amusing manner. This has made him a multi-millionaire and his own long running series of successful video games based on his life. He also coined the catchphrase "mamma mia!" Though it had been used by Abba, Don Corleone, and a legion of stereotypical italians before him. He can also jump 10 feet high, which is a supreme triumph for anyone with an ass as fat as his.
"Mamma mia, Donkey Kong, how wasa youa famous before a Mario!?"
by Parz July 27, 2006
A fat and short plumber that the only way he can get laid is is to save the princess from Bowser. He eats shrooms to grow higher. To give an example of how much he wants to get laid: hes willing to bust bricks with his head. But you, have a better chance of getting laid if you stay big, so don't get hit or you'll shrink.
Save the princess quick,
Because she wants a dick.
And if you let her free,
You get the pussy.

-benefit - Super Mario Bros. Rap
by some rand June 20, 2006
An Italian extremist who terrorizes mushrooms, gorillas, turtles, and many other poor innocent creatures. All is well in the mushroom kingdom when this terrorist invades, searching for a prostitute known as Princess Peach. None shall stand in his way, as is demonstrates when defacing the kingdom, ripping up fire flowers, destroying boxes, and murdering innocent citizens. The king of the kingdom, Dr. Bowser, tried to have a peaceful negotiation with this threat to society, but to no avail. Mario continues to threaten the once peaceful land...

He is also prominent in other locations, notably, space, where he flies from planet to planet spreading his wrath. This interstellar warfare can be seen in the Super Mario Galaxy games for Wii.

Who can stop this madman?
Guy 1: hey Mario acts all cool, but he's really a douche. What did the goombas ever do to him eh?

Guy 2: well they do move sideways in a slow manner, hoping to touch Mario and cause him to spin and fall from the screen, with annoying music in the background.

Guy 1: whatever... all I'm saying is that this dude needs to CHILLAX
by Cynixhumorz August 21, 2010
The act of jumping into the air and very forcefully landing on someone/something.
"Did you just see Bruce jump on grandma's head?" "Yeah dude, he just marioed her to death!"
by Skaman0 August 16, 2007
Mario is a guy who is amazing in the sheets. He is a big playa fo shure. He is also one of the most halrious guys you will ever meet!!! He can be an pain in the ass at times but once you are alone.. he is really sweet. If you lose a mario...yhu will miss him a hell of alot. NO DOUBT.
Person 1: Dammmn mann.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Can't get Mario outta my mind man.
Person 2: No kidding me either.
by Flaquita Bonita March 22, 2011
Don't get me wrong, I love the game. But I think it's time to cut the crap. You people deserve the true definition of how this all started.

Mario is a plumber who hates his crap life-no pun intended-so he gets fucked up off mushrooms and goes on crazy adventures with his brother, Luigi. The goal of his adventures is saving a stupid princess who seems to get a kick off getting kidnapped by a giant turtle named Bowser (how she doesn't run away from a slow moving turtle is beyond me).

Most common occurrence on those adventures is finding green shrooms and getting even more fucked up that they gain an extra life! 2nd most common is finding red shrooms and now they grow about 10 feet in size.

They find coins sometimes, only to support their drug habits and get more shrooms. In the old games, they used to find a raccoon suit that made them fly, but nowadays, they don't find any good shrooms to do that anymore. Fire flower power up is really diarrhea kicking in.

Goombas= dog turds, for some reason it's fun to stomp on them. They have no hands, they can't do anything to you.
When they lose a life, it's really the shrooms wearing off, until it's game over and then they wake up in jail.
You got any shrooms? Mario hears a princess in need of rescuing.
by Raw Doggy April 10, 2010
1. The best, aka "o kalliteros"
2. The greatest love of Marilena's life (refer to marilena for further details)
3. Really GOOD FUCK.
1. No one is better than Marios.
2. Marilena has never loved anyone as she loves Marios
3. I am horny...I need a Marios!
by treno vroma bitch April 06, 2005
A Gaming icon all over the world

Mario is a horny italian plumber who goes through eight different world fighting koopa's, goomba's, bowser and all sorts of enemies just so he can get laid by princess peach.

After killing bowser eight times in the first game he finds peach and gets laid.

Along the way he finds shrooms which make him big, and gets him high, flowers which make him throw fireballs, and also makes him high, and a star that makes him unstoppable.

He also has a brother named luigi who is also hellbent on getting laid by princess peach.

After getting laid he just goes and does it all over again
Toadstool: "Thank You Mario! But or princess is in another castle!"

Mario: "Aww GOD DAMMIT!"
by Example555 January 30, 2009
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