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provo marinade 

The act of a Mormon inserting the penis inside the vagina without further movement and believing that it is not considered having sex. Therefore the most bullshit way to justify sinning in their religion.
What's up girl, you wanna dabble in that Provo marinade?
provo marinade by GonnaNut February 22, 2017

Marmeladentasche

A German word for a little pocket on a Jacket where you can put unimportant Stuff in.
Ohhh, look he has a Pen in his Marmeladentasche!

poop marmalade

when someone pisses on someone else's shit and dissolves it into a orangish-shit like substance.
"The toilet's been broke all day and everyone been making poop marmalade."
poop marmalade by membersmarktp1 September 26, 2009

marmalade sandwich 

1. Sleeping with a blond followed by a redhead, followed by another blond.
2. Sleeping with 2 blonds and a redhead at the same time.
3. Referring to three people, two of which are blond and one of which is a redhead.
4. Two slices of white bread with some marmalade in between.
1: "Would you rather do Jenna, Faye or Pamela?" "Pssh...Why choose? I'll take the whole marmalade sandwich"

2: "Want a PB and J?" "No, I'm good with a marmalade sandwich."
marmalade sandwich by village September 24, 2013

Mariclare 

The most beautiful and friendly girl you'll ever encounter, as unique as her name and liked by everyone. She's attractive, smart, caring, ambitious, talented, and sweet but she might not even realize it. She has many intricate and interesting aspects of her personality that might not be obvious to everyone else. She is very strong and has a habit of smiling through her pain. She keeps good relationships and goes out of her way to give affection and spread some happiness. Synonyms: awesome , amazing , lovable
Mariclare is so amazing, wouldn't you agree?
Mariclare by asda asdf July 2, 2018

Jew Marmalade

When a man nearing their climax when engaging in sexual intercourse, then proceeds to ejaculate on the top rear section of the women's head resembling a yarmulke/kippah.
Chaim gave Liora a Jew Marmalade last night.
Jew Marmalade by Steve Mazzagatti October 16, 2008