marburried 

when a star or recognizable player on a team is extensively benched for long periods of time. named after Stephon Marbury, who was benched early in the 08-09 NBA season before finally getting released by the Knicks

Nate Robinson has been benched for 8 games straight with no sight of letting up.

only way nate comes back is thru injury. he has been marburried.

marburried by KJACK December 19, 2009

Maurried 

when one is taken on the Maury show and accused of fathering a women's baby.

Maury: "Kip you ARE the father!!"
Audience: "Whooooo, BOOOOOOOO"
One audience member: "YOU JUST GOT MAURRIED BITCH!"

Maurried by Called you out! December 9, 2010

Mayburried 

Adjective, verb.

When you lose to the Mayberry Brothers in Fantrax EPL Draft in a single game week or consecutive game weeks. Can also apply to managers who are currently sitting below the Mayberry Brothers in the Standings.

"Man, Darsenal got absolutely Mayburried this week!"

Mayburried by anonymous January 22, 2024

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016