Marauders Map

Map created by James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew (Characters in the Harry Potter franchise) They are also known as the Marauders, or Prongs,Padfoot,Moony, and Wormtail, in that order. This map allows the holder to view the entire layout of Hogwarts, including secret rooms, and can view where any person is going at any time, and can see through any disguise, or potion/spell that is meant to change ones identity. It is activated by "I solemnly swear I am up to no good" If it is opened in any other way (or attempted to) the parchment will spew insults at you

"James Potter and his crew smirked proudly at each other as they viewed their newest, and greatest, creation: The Marauders Map."

Marauders Map by Im here to educate you Muggles March 12, 2017

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The Marauders Map is when you take home a random girl and are doing her from behind. When you are about to cum you pull out cum on her back slap it with your “magic wand” and say mischief managed.

Dude I totally pulled a Marauders Map on that chick i took home last night

marauders map by geoe1 July 18, 2014

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The Marauders Map

When receiving fellatio right before you cum she takes a vape hit. She blows a ring of smoke then spits the cum through the ring. The goal is to catch the cum in your own mouth.

Dude 1: How'd you go last night?
Dude 2: Dude she gave me the marauders map!
Dude 1: Did it taste like vape?
Dude 2: You'll have to try it for yourself ;)

The Marauders Map by ndawg7 September 27, 2018

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maraudersmaggie is an amazingk tiktoker with amazing taste 😻

do you follow maraudersmaggie? YOU SHOULD OR I WILL STEAL YOUR KIDNEYS 😡😡😡

maraudersmaggie by maraudersmaggie May 21, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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