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maradona 

Football player, the best of his generation undoubtedly, if not the best player of all time (cetainly the best I've seen and i've been watching football since 1974).

Famous for the so-called 'hand of god' goal against England in the 1986 world cup, demonised ever since, not as if English players ever cheat now is it?

Pathetically, was voted Scotland's 'sportsman of the century' in 1999 but this is just typical of the small minded attitude and low-level racism of most jocks.
Maradona was a great football player. What he was and is as a man is irrelevant.
maradona by Ben Dover of the Yard August 31, 2004

Diego Maradona 

Diego Maradona is an argentinian soccer god who was number 10 He is the first one ever 2 have 2 transfer fees.Diego Maradona Led Argentina to winning the world cup.Many people fight over if Pele is better or Maradona is better(Like for Maradona and Dislike for pele)Diego Maradona was a legend and lots of people enjoyed him playing but sadly his career got cut short from Drug Abuse.Maradona was born Oct 30 1960 in Buneos Aires Argentina.Many People are saying that Lionel Messi is the new Maradona.Not Because they were both Argentinain and number 10.Lionel Messi Is as good as Maradona.Messi is a Little bit better.Maradona won 0 Ballan'dors and Messi have won 5.Maradona says that he would have won more that Messi.Maradona got in many fights in his career.Maradona was a true legend,icon and inspiration to many soccer players today.
My Favorite Soccer Player is Diego Maradona.

Diego Maradona is a icon to soccer
Diego Maradona by Georgesaladbar February 1, 2018

My little maradona goose 

So hot he’s famous and he’s so worthy for any female
My little maradona goose is smoking hot 🥵!
Warrior legend from the times of ancient Greece

Stories often spoke of him wearing large pants and holding his sword on the blade, as well as having a poor grasp of the English language
Marakon drunk the healing poison and climbed hier and hier and hier...
Marakon by Snyx September 1, 2003

Magadonian 

Individials battling a lifetime of erectile dysfunction and shame (impotence). Often coupled with overwhelming insecurity due to their inability to produce or maintain an erection. Most often referred to as “incels”.
I’m a proud Magadonian! Now excuse me, I need to go refill my cialis prescription.
Magadonian by David Dennison June 9, 2023