Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee

A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.

Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.

by Cantarded child December 20, 2007

maple syrup handshake

The act of farting into one another's asses.

"Hey bud, let's maple syrup handshake later!"

by Saigeman March 10, 2022

maple syruping

Like sleigh riding, but add some maple syrup and licking!

We wanted to go for a sleigh ride but decided on maple syruping!

by tooHotInHere December 17, 2016

Maple Syrup Flavor Pie

Contains Protein,Vitamin A,Vitamin C,Iron,Pottasium

Mom,I Like Maple Syrup Flavor Pie Its Healthy!

Seriously?,Could someone eat this healthy.

Yes Mom.

by theseanisgool August 7, 2016

Maple syrup job

The maple syrup foot job was famous from tiktok were it was them at ihop passing the maple syrup to there friend or boyfriend/girlfriend if they refuse there not a real partner and if they accept then there a real one for that💯💯

Maple syrup job:
*passes the maple syrup* so?
*maple syrup footjob*

by Realsterling October 8, 2023

Maple Syrup

The main currency of Canada

That will be 200ml of maple syrup, eh

by Hardware Official March 2, 2020

maple syrup

the weird sticky stuff in Canada that makes your mom cry like when your dad left

pass me that maple syrup

i am in need of that maple syrup because i found out im adopted
-Theo's brother

by your moms boyfriends sidechick March 4, 2022