mansaction 

(n) Any commercial transaction in which no words are exchanged.

The guy at the coffee shop knows me well enough now that I don't need to tell him what I want. I just show up, hand him $1.99, and get my coffee. It's a total mansaction.

mansaction by adychka January 12, 2010

manrection 

When a man gets an erection because he is either thinking about or currently enjoying multiple manly things at once.

Manly things may include, but are not limited to: beer, boxing, hot wings, UFC, jack daniels, pornographic material, (fantasy) football, full-contact football, meaty subs measured in foot increments, anything flannel, boobs, dip, shit and fart jokes.

Bro 1: I wonder what they'll show tomorrow night at the bar, there's a UFC and boxing PPV at the same time.
Bro 2: Damn. They should play both, then sprinkle porn on a couple TVs, too.
Bro 1: Amazing, then think about all the wings and beer we'll have...maybe pack a lip, too?
Bro 2: I'm getting a manrection just thinking about it.

manrection by nofx9019 September 22, 2009

manfiction 

Fiction of men by men for men.

"Let me see what you're writing."
"No, don't read my erotic manfiction!"

manfiction by Papa Sayed March 4, 2009

Mancation 

The most ultimate man-only vacation. Usually this trip involves heavy drinking, getting kicked out of something, and nearly dying. At camp sites, everybody who is not a mancationer hates the mancationers, likely because they can not understand the sheer awesomeness that is Mancation.

JD: Hey Big Steve, you going to the Mancation this year? It's going to be awesome!

Big Steve: I don't think so, last time I went I got too drunk and started eating Tums like candy. I shat a rainbow the next day!

JD: What's your point?

Mancation by JDFERNS October 18, 2011

Manfraction 

An infraction on the basic rules of manhood.

We were at the urinal and he totally looked across at my junk. Doesn't he know that's a manfraction?

Since it was such a hot day, the guy thought it was okay to commit the manfraction of wearing crocs and a half-shirt; it wasn't.

Manfraction by Tengai May 20, 2008

mancation 

When normal males engage in "guy" activities that involve sports, camping, gambling, chasing women and most of all drinking amongst their all and only male friends. No wives, mistresses or girlfiends allowed. Done in order ot get in touch with their male-primal roots.

Jack and I hiked 25 miles to trout fish in the Sierras. With many beers and stories, it made for the perfect Mancation.

mancation by Jack7559 April 28, 2006

mansation 

A verbal conversation taking place between 2 or more heterosexual men. Normally taking place prior to a time of slumber. ANY topic can be spoken about between members of the group. The contents of a mansation may not be brought up to other individuals that did not participate in the mansation.

Sam, Jory, and Nolan had a mansation for the record books last night.

or

Jory: What did you think about the vag we were talking about in our mansation last night?
Sam: That shit was epic.

Nolan: Wait what vag were you talking about?
Jory: Don't worry about it.

mansation by midnightexpress October 21, 2009