When you receive several texts or long pages of text when really the subject warrants a phone call discussion.
Like when your husband asks you for a divorce, but you have to file paper work; and just before you start cleaning up the mess, he starts maniputexting you to "stay," "come back," "I'll do whatever it takes." Trying to save a relationship, dump someone, get someone to do something for you, get something out of someone...all in the form of long and irritating text messages. Just get the balls to call!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'