"We need to invade Iraq because they've developed weapons of mass distruction! Don't worry! We'll save you!"
She will often go out on dates with guys she doesn't like just because she is hungry. She will also sleep with guys for a fur coat, or will try and get loads of cash off of men she dates.
Basically, a hooker with all the pretext and none of the fun.
Ben: How much did you blow on her last night?
Ryan: Including that fur coat? Three hundred dollars!
Ben: *shits himself*