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mangitis 

A female that is:
a)severly ugly.
b)looks likes a man.
Holy shit that chick looks like she has mangitis.
mangitis by jadiles September 10, 2005

mangitis 

A male that is said to have a man-gina
Dude you have mangitis
mangitis by blakis012 June 22, 2008

manlitism 

a Florida term used by red-neck males to describe qulaitites of being a male (man).(adj)
Chasing a boar hog into the bush proved his manlitism.
manlitism by docdave September 16, 2008
When a male perspective of having a cold or an injury is far worse than a woman’s experience with a similar cold or injury. Often includes excruciating pain when having a hangnail; Or a death sentence during a common cold.
Female: He pulled a muscle in his back, just like I did 2 days ago. I didn’t complain at all and went back to work the next day. But, he’s on strict bedrest and can’t move his extremities. He’s got a bad case of Manitis.
Manitis by Daviscour July 30, 2018
A condition where a person is usually cowardly, would rather run than stand and fight. This can be combated by drinking any alcoholic substance.
Mag: Oh I think im a mag...........

Hag: Drink some beer then! .... You may have magitis!
magitis by Pittybee April 5, 2013
What you have the day after too much SingStar and/or singing/screaming along to songs at the pub.
Sig: Jeez, you sound like a man today...
Ann: Yeah, i know, i have manitis :(
manitis by Anneh April 26, 2008
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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