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Mandora's Box 

Mandora's Box is the reckoning that men unleash on individuals--or society--for lack of redress of grievance by the State. Mandora's box can be opened when a man or men are cheated or treated unfairly by the system, especially in matters concerning family or divorce courts.
Man 1: "Did you see the evening news last night? Some dude shot and killed his wife's divorce attorney in cold blood."

Man 2: "Geez, this has been happening a lot lately. Looks like Mandora's Box has been opened..."
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mandollars 

Mandollar refers to the higher, male value of the dollar.

Based on the current gender pay gap, wherein a woman earns 77 cents for every dollar a man makes--for the same work.

Used like the term “dog years” would be, except to describe monetary situations instead of time.
Hey girl, congratulations on the new job! You’re making $65,000? Wow, that’s like $80,000 in mandollars!

I wish my wife were making mandollars—that extra 23% would be like not paying any taxes at all this year!

So the salary range is $45-$55K? Is that in mandollars or ladycents?
mandollars by Mysterious Artemis August 22, 2012

Mandorable 

The act of being adorable in a manly way.
That 70's style mustache just makes Frank even more mandorable.
Mandorable by Pathend December 30, 2009

Mandolai 

Used as a middle name in most occasions. Mandolai hides the secret life of a persons first name. Wild and wreckless, completely ready to party24/7, extremely attractive, sexually pleasing.

Mandolai is the inner animal, a hidden temptress under a gracious and happy girl.

Enjoys forplay, biting, scratching, hair pulling, and ultimate teasing. Mandolai is alluring and an all around sex goddess. Her inner tiger waiting for its prey, with a pounce and tussle.

Mandolai- sexy, craves intamacy, prefers men with large dicks, and head.
Man! i was with Mandolai last night!
oh yeah? how was it?
I think that every night after will be disappointing
Mandolai by zyphort January 7, 2010

The Mandolarian 

A sexual move when you are laying some pipe and you stick it in the bunhole. Your partners says ow and what the hell are you doing. You reply with “this is the way”. They reply I didn’t say to do that. Your response “I have spoken”. So you continue on.
Bro I just pulled The Mandolarian on this chick last night and wasn’t something.
The Mandolarian by Bigstickrick December 11, 2019

mandorable 

when an adorable guy refuses to be called adorable, and he wants to be manly instead.
levi is so fucking mandorable!
mandorable by vnoice April 17, 2016

Mandoria 

An awesome theme park in Poland, based on the idea of a renaissance trade town. Staff working in the park are called Mandorians, or Citizens.
Let's take the kids to Mandoria next weekend.

I started my new job, I'm officially a Mandorian from today.
Mandoria by ParkMonger December 13, 2019