Mancycling

When a man is so robbed of nutrients that he resorts to ejaculating in his own mouth, for the little value it has.

"Oh man, I was watching the discovery channel and some guy was mancycling because our aid didn't get there soon enough"

by The one and only, Olgiz. January 22, 2010

ManCycle

An imaginary time during the month when the cycles of the moon cause a man to be bitchy and irritable. Directly related to a woman's pre-menstrual cycle, a woman can ask a grumpy man whether or not he's on his 'mancycle'.

Jim's being a dick this week. I think he's on his mancycle.

by cherryghosts November 13, 2010

mancycle

Half man, half bicycle.
(not to be confused with the half man, half popcicle, see mancicle)

John: Culo Verde! Look at that guy riding his bike down the street!
Sue: You mancunt, only a mancycle can ride like that!
John: Lick my fronton!

by Faber July 28, 2006