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Mancunian Disco Ball 

The art of a Mancunian male dipping their nutsack in glitter and then tea-bagging someone
She said she wanted to do something different, so I gave her a Mancunian Disco Ball
Mancunian Disco Ball by Ibanezdemon December 16, 2012

Mancunian 

A fine person who was born in or currently resides in the most majestic city of Manchester.

Unfortunately, they live not 40 miles away from the utter bastard scum of Liverpool but in their brilliance, continue to prosper as the Capital of the North, even if the scousers come up the East Lancs to nick more tyres.
"Yeah I'm Mancunian you scouse cunt? Eh!!! Where you goin? That's right you fucker, run away!"
Mancunian by LiverLover December 28, 2004

Genuine Mancunian

Somebody who was actually born in Manchester or lives in the city.

Manchester United Fans from London usually pretend that they are in some way related to Manchester and acuse Manchester City fans (who are in most cases actually residents of the afore mentioned city) of being 'stupid, fucking inbred wankers' because their vocabulary doesn't really extend much further.

A Genuine Mancunian realises that Manchester United aren't actually a Manchester team at all, while Manchester City are firmly at home within the boundaries of the actual city itself...
A dark, rainy day in London... "Go up the apple and pears and fetch us a hint of queer, me old cocker, son... Glory Glory Trafford United!"!

Mancunian 

People from the city of Manchester (in England).
Uhm... can't think of an example. Just (generally) friendly people you might meet on a train or plane somewhere, or, of course, in Manchester.
Mancunian by Dic(tionary)Head April 2, 2005

Republik of Mancunia 

European Capital of Trophies 2008.

Cultured republic lead by Sir Alex Ferguson and Sir Robert Charlton
Liverpool, European Captial of lets give these poor scouse bastards a pat on the back cos they got a fat spanish waiter for a manager 2008 and not a single knighthood in the club.

Republik of Mancunia - English, European and World Champions 2008.

mancunian 

1) Somebody from Manchester. England's 6th largest city

2) Somebody who constantly talks about Manchester. They make an effort to tell you that they are (a)a Mancunian and (b)from Manchester, every opportunity they get. These people tend to refrain from "nose blowing".

A typical Mancunian / stranger exchange:
MANCUNIAN: Hello
STRANGER: Hello
MANCUNIAN: I'm a Mancunian!
STRANGER: What does that word mean?
MANCUNIAN: You know, I'm a Manc, from Manchester (does weird creepy shoulder dance)
STRANGER: So what?
MANCUNIAN: Have you ever been to Manchester, it's amazing, it's the capital of England.
STRANGER: Yes, its wonderful I'm sure, goodbye
MANCUNIAN: So do you want a Big Issue or not?

mancunians don't blow their noses
mancunian by Hello Newman September 15, 2006