Inhabitant of a horrid cesspit of post industrial decay in the north west of England.
The Manc is a abbreviation of the word 'Mancunian' and the term is
derived from the people of Liverpool, most outsiders think the Liverpool-Manchester rivalry is football but its roots go back to the beginning of the industrial revolution which made Liverpool and Manchester two of the richest cities in the world.
Scousers and Mancs have a lot in common, both cities populations are Irish Catholic in descent, a love of football, a love of sports/leisure wear, a tendency not to work and claim benefits from the state, the same weedy, malnourished physique, like Scousers, Mancunians have a well developed sense of superficial friendliness, unlike Scousers, Mancunians are funny and can laugh at themselves -many of the nations greatest comedians are from Manchester and the outlying areas.
Mancunians tend to have a black sense of humour and are loath to take themselves seriously - after 3 IRA bombs - the running joke is that the IRA did them a favour because they got a nice new city centre out of it!
The Mancs tend to sneer at the Scousers self pitying persona and laugh at their persecution complexes.
Manchester is the scene of high inner city depravation, crime and
unemployment. It is a city without a role in the world and
is reliant on football for its identity.
Despite this, unlike their Scouse bretheren, Mancunians do not give a monkeys if you hate their city and think it is a shithole. They like it and thats all that matters. Neither do they care if you decided to voice a stereotype about Manchester - Mancunians tend to adopt a smug, self indulgence about their city, they like living in 'the Venice of the north' and if you don't like it - then sod off back to Liverpool you theiving scouse get!
Manchester is a famous socialist city, a city that is historically tolerant to immigrants and newcomers, it also is home to one of the biggest gay communities in Europe.
Yer deeeeeeerty Manc bastid
Inhabitant of the city of Manchester.
Any houmourless twat with a dodgy weave and inabilty to say words such as; paper, tenner or anything ending with ER.
hails from the city of manchester but displays an unhealthy obsession with the people of liverpool. often found sporting disasterous liam gallagher hair-do's, ill-fitting liam gallagher parka's, and generally walks like the have a fist lodged up their back passage. they think this peculiar gait adds to their "scally" charm. mostly found in the trafford centre.
An Inhabitant of the English city known as Manchester. Usually of low intelligence or morals and mainly inbred. due mainly because of the slum housing and council estates most mancs spend most of their time committing crimes to subsidise their drug habit.
Officially according to home office reports Manchester has the highest crime rate in England and is also home to some of the countries worse criminals
An inhabitant of Manchester, officially the most run down, smelly and rat infested city in the UK.
Statistically, it has been proven that all Mancs can be put into at least one of the following five catagories (although some fit all):
Limited by a tiny gene pool, Mancs spend their time robbing, shooting, taking drugs and having sex with children. As well as being cursed with incredibly annoying nasal voices, they are stunted in growth by years of inbreeding.
Howard Shipman, Bernard Manning, Terry Christian, Mick Hucknall, Myra Hindley, Ian Brady
Most certainty one of the most hated parts of the United Kingdom. If anyone wonders were all the drug abusers etc… come from then look no further than Manchester (usually the moss side area). Most of them are usually racist and don’t have jobs but continue to give other parts of the UK negative comments.
Theirs the manc bastard, fucking kill him now before he gets away with my car. Oh shit them kappa tracky bottoms are hurting my eyes and he got away
Manchester is the biggest shit hole on the planet and the people who populate it are the reason why. Terrible thick sounding accent and scruffy chav clothing
Be sure to visit Salford and Gorton they are both lovely places NOT!
"Hello I am a Manc, I am robbing chav scum"
A manc is an inhabitant of the shithole, manchester. Scientists are still unsure what species they are; possibly rodent. It is common to see them blaming scousers (liverpool) for high crime rates in the city, however it is themselves who stab old people and live off the city council. The scouse accent has been known to be the most distinguished, yet the manc tone really is white noise and ear rape according to most who are unfortunate to hear it.
To some up, they are the dried dog shit a scouser would wipe off his/her shoe before twatting one of them loud mouth cunts with that very shoe.
manc- "Oi! scouse nob ed we've won 19 titles"
scouser- "Who gives a shit your mums round the pub spending your dole and sellin her fanny for a fiver a go!"