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Shite Madburger 

Noun; (1) To shit festering hot logs uncontrollably out of your ass in an endless stream creating a frozen yogurt effect. Oftentimes pieces of corn, cheese, and otherworldly meat can be seen pertruding from the poo mound. (2) The name of the former portly Prime Minister of Luxembourg
"What the fuck, son?! I invited Shite Madburger over to my pad and he made a greasy doppleganger of a shite madburger.
Shite Madburger by Jon Beech September 16, 2008
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menburger 

The all greatest of all time has so much muscle off of only eating burgers
Person 1- Hey bro what plans do you have for today.

Person 2. Nothin much bruh just getting some gains while eating some burgers.

Person 1 - YOUR SUCH A MENBURGER!!
Person 2-Thats me:)
menburger by RyanDaSniper June 26, 2020

Manberger's Syndrome 

Similar to Asperger's Syndrome (which is a developmental syndrome on the Autism Spectrum categorized by social difficulties, difficulties picking up on subtle social cues, expressing empathy, and typically having a special interest area). Manberger's applies to men who exhibit many of the symptoms of Asperger's, but do not actually fall on the Asperger's Spectrum. These men are often employed in fields like engineering and computer science, and cause many women eternal frustration.
Manberger's Syndrome symptoms include (but are not limited to): inability to understand how to comfort someone emotionally rather than just offering asinine "solutions" problems, difficulties expressing emotion other than anger, frustration, and neutral, difficulties expressing empathy, difficulties behaving considerately toward others, and obliviousness to the rich social and emotional subtleties and relational connections going on around them. These men might suggest that a woman marry them just for the health insurance (because obviously getting married is about nothing more than this) or say something like "It didn't occur to me to consider how you might feel if I ate all your leftovers."
Manberger's Syndrome by Banana07 November 22, 2011

Mamburger 

A woman's genitals that haven't been shaven or washed for more than 2 weeks. This creates a stench that some describe as "The smell of a greasy hamburger that's been molding for weeks."

"Last week Mike hooked up with Sarah, and he said he had to keep his head turned the whole time because, she had a Mamburger."

"EEWWWW!!!! NO WAY!!!!"
Mamburger by Chicken Stir Shit February 9, 2009

Marburger 

1. a fat old person
2. doesn't know how to have fun
3. can be boring most of the time in less you were born after 1980
my uncle is a marburger
Marburger by pengi69 September 23, 2005

The Marburger 

Said man blows his load on a plate, whereby, he proceeds to snort the sperm off of the plate. This is followed by placing one's nose and face in the women's groin area and blowing a snot rocket into the vaginal area where said woman can become pregnant.
Woman, "Hey I would like to get pregnant WITHOUT having sex or going to a fertility clinic" Man, "I have the PERFECT solution!! Lets do the MARBURGER!!"
The Marburger by JMillie March 3, 2011
a double cheeseburger with only meat and cheese
Trashman: Can we stop at the bk lounge so i can get a couple of manburgers?
Random Kid: What the fuck is a manburger?
Coba: It's a double cheeseburger with only meat and cheese, no pussy vegetables or condiments, it's manly like Trashman.
Dark Mark: Trashman is so dank.
Coba: I concur.
manburger by Trashman June 17, 2007