manbatical

An extended period of time where a straight woman or a gay man purposely refrains from dating and/or having sex with men; literally, a man sabbatical.

Every guy I date seems to be a loser. It's time for me to go on manbatical.

manbatical by Bryan A. April 8, 2007

Manbatical

An extended version of the ever-popular Mancation, in which the individual, typically a male, engages in a prolonged respite from his daily duties and relationships. Manbaticals typically follow life-changing events including divorces, break-ups, or major job changes. The average Manbatical lasts 6-8 weeks but in extreme cases have been known to go on for years.

Did you hear about Steve? Right after he and Karlie broke up, he went to Cabo for Mancation with his brahs and ended up on an 8 month Manbatical! Dude came back with a sick tan, one nut, and a scathing case of the Herp, but he's real relaxed now and totally over Karlie. Just goes to show....

Manbatical by Zach Olsen January 2, 2009

Manatical

A fanatical male.
As in an opposite to a female extremist, it is a man with extreme views that women should have no rights or say in anything and are just meant for breeding and looking after him

Worker1: Did you hear that Kate finally got that promotion? She worked so hard for it.
Angry Worker2: What! F**king typical! She only got that because she's a women! Men need that job! They have families!
Worker1: Actually she has kids and -
Angry Worker2: This is sexist! These jobs are for hard working men not stupid woman! Women are meant to raise kids and look after men! So she can f**k off back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
Worker3: What's his problem?
Worker1: ignore him, he's a manatical.

Manatical by DontHurryLads February 8, 2019

mantagical 

This is a descriptive word to be used when something is magical and fantastic.

That pound cake was mantagical.

mantagical by Mantagical Melissa March 12, 2009

mantastically sexalicious 

To be a ten on the Worcester manometer, above a perfect physical specimen of a man (George Clooney, John Adams, Charles Lindberg, Fergie), prime targets for man hunting

Wow, Austin, Alex, and LJ are mantastically sexalicious.

mantastically sexalicious by Blacula May 13, 2008

matatical 

Synonymous to 'insane' or 'blow-your-mind-awesome'. Very popular in the Midwest United States, and is frequently used when speaking through a public address system.

The word is often associated with events happening on Mondays, thus forming the phrase, "matatical Monday".

Hey bro, what happened to you?

Don't know man, but I sure had a matatical Monday night...

Woah, you did that crazy stuff on a Monday night? that's pretty matatical, bro. I was just doing homework all night *sigh

matatical by 2redpartyhats November 17, 2011

mantastically sexalicious 

Not only to have a 10 on the Worcester Manometer, but also to have a physical resemblance of the gods, AKA to be so sexy that women and gay men just cannot help but want you, even without seeing you, just by feeling your presence (such as Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, Sean Faris, John Adam, and NOTTTTT!!! Charles Lindbergh)

Betsy: Is Charles Lindbergh sexy?
Claire: Hmmm, well he is cute, but he's definitely not mantastically sexalicious. You would have to be aboslutely insane to think he was THAT good looking.
Betsy: Let's check the Worcester Manometer!
Claire: Okay!
(check Worcester Manometer)
Betsy: He came up as a 5?
Claire: Hmmm, well I guess he really ISN'T good looking...

(At a party...)
Candy: OMG! This party is so much fun!
Cookie: Yeah it is... (suddenly very alert, Cookie has stopped dancing and puts her hand slowly on Candy's shoulder) I've just cum. Is there someone at the door.
(They both whip around to see that Sean Faris has just entered. Upon realizing what has happened, they are both overcome by the strength of his sexiness and are unable to maintain conciousness, fainting in the middle of the room).
Father: (apparently slightly dizzy, speaking to Sean Faris) You're lucky I'm not gay, otherwise I wouldn't be able to handle that you are so mantastically sexalicious.

mantastically sexalicious by Bobby X. June 2, 2008