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Managerial Swerve 

To avoid management or a manager (often with some paperwork in hand) by turning sharply to avoid the afformentioned's path
Rupert; "let's go for a crafty fag,

Jean; "ok but look out the manager is coming"

Rupert; Don't worry I will show you the "managerial Swerve"
Managerial Swerve by Ratbags November 13, 2010

Managerial Clomp 

You know when the manager is walking down the hall because of the way they "clomp" when they walk
I'm glad I peeped that managerial clomp or I would have got caught marinatin on urban dictionary while paper chasin!!!
Managerial Clomp by smither614 April 24, 2009

Managerial Intercourse 

The oppressive results of requiring subordinates to observe in discharging their managerial directives. An act resulting in a company reducing creativity, eliminating new ideas and a loss of the company's competitive edge.
Mr. CEO you seem to want us all to commit what would be best described as managerial intercourse. You have no tolerance for others opinions and when challenged completely unable to fathom you quite possibly may be the dumbest guy in the room.

managerial we 

When a manager says "we" and means "you"
Bossman: We need to fix this
Wageslave: OK, should I set up a meeting for us?
Bossman: No, just do it. That was the "managerial we"; I meant "you"
managerial we by Randomdude11 November 22, 2013

Managerial We 

When a manager says "we" to their boss in reference to the work his/her subordinates did that he/she is taking credit for.
Subordinate: "Hey, I finished that project you asked me to do."
Manager: "Thanks, I'll let my boss know. Good work!"
Manager to Manager's Boss: "Hey, look at this thing we made, cool huh?"
Co-worker to Subordinate: "Hey, didn't you write that policy?"
Subordinate: "Yeah, that was a 'managerial we'."
Co-worker: "Snaked by the bossman again!"
Managerial We by banzai_barracuda November 27, 2013

Managerial delusion 

When a sales manager sees things from his or her own point of view and thinks that is the norm.
Just call your cc company and ask for an increase to your limit to 50k. Managerial delusion