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a sadistic prick who suffers from the delusion that they are a "businessman" or "business woman" with a busy career when in reality they are just another back liner who got promoted via strategic ass kissing. Loves to treat everyone below them like crap, then complains to their friends that their busy "career" is just so stressful. Someone who wasn't intelligent enough to get an ACTUAL business career (CPA, etc). Usually an overweight ugly chick who did crappy in high school and worked at a fast food joint since her sixteenth birthday. Someone who is too ugly and fat to find a boyfriend and makes up for it by indulging in her "career".
Me: *works ass off in 120 degree heat in kitchen*
Manager: you're gonna have to fill in for the deep fryer today. Do u know how to do it?
Me: no I-
Manager: WHY THE HELL NOT????? ROAR ROAR ROAR ROAR
by NormalGuyYouSholdKnow November 11, 2007
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Someone who supervises your work and sits in the back pretending to work on the computer. Gets paid twice as much to do so. If they are of the opposite sex, you will sooner or later realize that you secretly want to fuck them.
She had a dream that she slept with her manager, who she hates for being a perfectionist at work.
by Crazyevil June 17, 2008
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Slang term for a woman among a group of single women at an enetertainment venue, whose self-appointed task is to prevent single males or groups of males from approaching any of the members of "her" group.

While not always physically unattractive, the manager of a group will always have an unattractive attitude towards socail interaction with men, possibly due to a traumatic experience herself. Astoundingly, few if any are lesbians despite male belief; Many are in fact as despairingly lonely and in need of male companionship as any other single woman if not more so on average. They are in fact reacting in a manner as close to aggresive as their upbringing will allow.
" There was a bunch of real lookers in the club last night, but their manager kept getting in my way when I went over to ask them to dance "
by D F Stuckey March 16, 2004
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A "member" of a sports team who is to untalented to be an actual part of any team. The manager is often so weak that a small gust of wind knocks him or her over. Female managers are often sluts who have no future however, they give great blow jobs.
Dude 1- "Dude look at that manager." Dude 2-"I know she is such a nerd but she's a real slut."
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Someone who's studied management. A manager must know everything about everything. A manager must know and have studied economics, accounting, mathematics, marketing, law, etc. A synonym would be GENIUS
Guy 1: My manager's a punk !

Guy 2: That's maybe because he's more educated and richer ?

Guy 1: Why should that be a reason !

Guy 2: Uh... I think it's called jealousy ?

Guy 1: Oh ... yeah but... yeah....
by SzEfil02 December 03, 2008
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