The granddaddy of all the service salutes. Completion of this
amazing sexual feat is hard evidence that you are a dirty, dirty, slut. To perform this
legendary act of sexual perversion and depravity, the girl must stand on her heels and waggle her body back and forth. She must have two guys in her
ass, two in her coochie poochie (no, its not a
poodle!), two in her mouth, two in each hand, two performing a "titty fuck", one in each nostril, one in each ear, and one under each foot. The girl must try to move in such a way to pleasure all
18 men at once. There is a large chance that at least one of the orfices will be torn during this act, or that the girl will suffocate, but that can't be helped. Variations of this act include: Group
18-Man Service Salute (two or more girls accomplishing this feat next to each other at the same time.), The
6-Man Service Salute (the simpler version in which there are only six guys: one in the
ass, one on the coochie poochie, one in each hand, one in the mouth, and one at the boobs. Good for beginners), or the 12-Man Service Salute (Same as the 6-Man, but with two guys in each place. Enjoyed by the
people of intermediate skill who arn't up to the challenge of pleasuring
18 men at once yet.).
