One-man Conference Room 

A very small room with a locking door that usually has large gaps in it and a single porcelin seat with water inside. The walls normally are suspended above the floor which also has a large gap to the ceiling. A roll of soft thin paper is almost always supplied in the room. Very often two or more conference rooms of this type are contained in a row next to each other in a larger room that usually has ceramic or tile floors. Rooms of this type are sometimes called a bathroom, restroom, water closet, among other names.

John: I have to take a meeting in the one-man conference room - I do not want to be disturbed.

Joe: Is it a stand-up meeting?

John: No it is a sit-down meeting.

Later...

Joe: How did your meeting go?

John: Negotiations were tough but it all worked out in the end. Of course no job is ever finshed until the paper work is done.

One-man Conference Room by Paper Pusher October 13, 2011

loudest man in the room 

Probably the weakest fucking dude in the room

"Look at his gear. Fucking guy struts around like he's Nicky Barnes and shit because he can move some fucking weight."

"You know what they say about the loudest man in the room, right?"

"Yup. Mr. Lucas, you want me to take care of this?"

"Tomorrow. If he doesn't want the Blue Magic - it ends now."

loudest man in the room by pH Balance January 31, 2008

White Man In The Room Syndrome 

when a White man who is part of a group includes women and/or minorities feels that he must assert himself by sharing (often unsolicited) knowledge regarding a subject that is being discussed. This makes him feel and potentially appear to be the authority on this subject, in that group.

This guy is married to a Karen, and unfortunately he suffers from White Man In The Room Syndrome.

White Man In The Room Syndrome by smellsterriblygood June 9, 2022

White Man In The Room Disease 

when a White man who is part of a larger group which includes minorities and/or women, feels that he must share “his” (often unsolicited, typically incorrect) knowledge and/or experience as it pertains to a discussion not involving him.

Bill is married to a Karen, he suffers from White Man In The Room Disease. He feels that he should be the authority on a particular subject in the group, simply because he’s White.

White Man In The Room Disease by smellsterriblygood September 11, 2022

a young man stands in his room 

The last thing you'll ever read before selling your soul to Andrew Hussie.

"I remember all of the first page to Homestuck!"
"Oh man, don't start again...."
"A young man stands in his room-"
"OMFG"

a young man stands in his room by OFF1C3R T3R3Z1 June 7, 2016