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No man is an island 

"No man is an island" means that no one is completely self-sufficient.
Gruff old guy: Some people say "No man is an island." Well, they haven't met Islandman...

*Islandman intro plays*
♪ Islandman, Islandman!
♪ A man who's also a landmass surrounded by water, yeah!
♪ Not a large enough landmass to be considered a continent, but still pretty sizeable!
♪ Islandman, yeah!

Scene 1.
Woman on a boat: Oh no, we're adrift at sea with no land in sight, whoever can we turn to?!

TO BE CONTINUED

Whose Man Is That?

A question asked, usually in a group setting, to describe a person that insits on being a part of a group even though no one is very familiar with that person.
(Random person joins a snowball fight with you and your friends)

Yo, whose man is that? I'm not claiming him!

a man is not a camel 

A subtle way of saying "get me a drink, I'm thirsty".

Commonly used by a person to prompt a companion to get them an alcoholic drink.
A man is not a camel, it's your shout.
a man is not a camel by disco69 December 17, 2011

Rocket Man Is On A Suicide Mission 

A controversial statement made by President Donald Trump in response to North Korea's recent nuclear missile launches which may be a potential threat towards the United States...
Trump: The Rocket Man is on a suicide mission.
Me: Hmm...catchy but debatable statement...

If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose?

The most important question you will ever ask another human.
"Hey Bill!"

"What."
"If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose?"
"Well, I guess if it is the opposite, it would have to be good, right?"

a hard man is good to find

A hard man is good to find is what I tell my cadet roomie when he walks around naked with a raging boner.
A hard man is good to find is what I tell Matt when he walks around waving his his dick in my face!