man the harpoons 

phrase

usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.

"oh man, here comes that fat bitch, man the harpoons!"

man the harpoons by mr. dickerson June 6, 2007

Man the Harpoons 

When you pass by an obese chick, "Man the Harpoons" is the phrase you use. Because, oh man, that whale is huuuuuge.

"Holy crap...that chick is a freakin' whale..."
"MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!!!!!"

Man the Harpoons by Well_it's_true April 7, 2010

Man the Harpoons! 

The phrase you shout to your friend when you see THAT enormously fat girl come towards you, shaking the floor like a whale would if it could walk. Not just a fatty - a fatty fatty!

oh my days its the whale - man the harpoons!!

Man the Harpoons! by lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll June 27, 2010

Man The Fuck Up 

To instantly stop weeping over your huge vagina, grow a pair of hairy ones and get the fuck on with your day.

Nathan: "has anybody got any indigestion tablets?"

Answer: "Man The Fuck Up"

Man The Fuck Up by Yeahuh November 28, 2012

man the fuck up 

be a man not a bitch; see training day where he tells him to hit that mexican garbage

yo bitch, man the fuck up and finish that dime!

man the fuck up by t double d ya'll July 24, 2004

man the harpoons 

This phrase is also used exclaimed whenever a fat chick walks into the internets.

*op posts fat chick* "hay guise this is my gf. does u lieks her?

everyone: MAN THE HARPOONS

man the harpoons by killer of lulz February 23, 2009

man the dolphin 

1. The simple act of masturbation

2. Masturbation performed underwater or where there may be large amounts of water, ex: an aquarium

"Sorry dude, I can't play ball right now. I have a serious urge to man the dolphin."

"Greg, look! Skeeter's manning the dolphin!"

man the dolphin by MunkySantaKlaus September 14, 2009