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Man Panties 

A thong with a special "cup" to hold the male genitalia.
Girlfriend: "I just like to go to sleep wearing a T-shirt and Panties!"

Boyfriend:"Me Too!!!!"

Girlfriend:"Panties??

Boyfriend:"Ummmm... MAN PANTIES!!!"
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Man Panties 

A word used to shame boyfriends, husbands and sons into picking up their underwear and placing it in the laundry rather than leaving it on the floor. Also used to tease teenagers into hiking up their drawers to avoid showing their man panties to the world. It is generally highly offensive to those who are targeted -- which is really the point.
Please pick up your man panties from the bathroom floor before I run them up the flagpole for all to see.

Please pull up your pants so that we are not all treated to a study of your man panties.
Man Panties by Kelly-TBCRI September 13, 2009

panties man 

someone who thinks that he is the SHIT and he always has to think that he is the MAN in every situation. mostly, these panties men think that they can rap and sing but definitely cant at all.
Mike: I aint no panties man.
Me: are you sure?
Mike: yeah cause im the shit and can rap better than anyone in quincy!
Me: My point exactly! be safe mike
panties man by the shizz 69 September 11, 2011

manpanties

Tight silk underwear worn by men.
Edward wore manpanties.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026