man ham

the creepy, hairy, pale man thigh.

Boyfriend: Look at my new shorts!

Girlfriend: Ew, they're too short! I can see your man hams!

by AfraidOfTheHams March 5, 2013

man ham

a big or giant size penis

gay guy 1:man dude ur man ham is to big to fit im my anus
gay guy 2:shit is is a real live man ham isnt it

by crystal December 29, 2005

man-ham

a guy or girl with an over-sized penis that is odd shaped.

guy 1:hey dude that isnt right
girl1:what u dont like it?
guy 1:NO y would i like a girl with a penis especiallay with MAN -HAM
girl1:didnt i tell u i had a susprise in stored

by tiffany February 19, 2005

Smells like a mans ham

A funny smell that is familiar to the distinct odour of a mans genitalia.

What’s that smell, it smells like a mans ham.

by Rick Terror November 17, 2006

The Ham Man

A man who "goes and gets this bread" and returns with all of the ham instead.

Jake: Lets go get this bread!
Also Jake: *Returns with all the hams"
Jimmy: You are The Ham Man

by cReAM sOdA FaYGo September 11, 2018