Muscle Man's day

On December the 11th, every person should tell "my mom" jokes

Person 1: I'm gonna participate in Muscle Man's day this year
Person 2: you know who else will participate in Muscle Man's day? MY MOM

Muscle Man's day by Mitch Sorenstein December 10, 2020

Milk man's day dream 

When you insert the utter of a cow into your rectum and squeeze the utter to fill your anal cavity with milk.

Dude, I stole Debra's cow and I pulled a Milk man's day dream on it.

Milk man's day dream by Ginger Cat Attack December 26, 2019

National cut off a man's penis day 

Occurs every day of the year <3 feel free to cut off a penis!

Person: I'm going to cut off your penis
Rapist: What?!
Person: It's national cut off a man's penis day! You deserve it

National cut off a man's penis day by Spyd3rs April 12, 2021

Valentine's day man 

A man who drinks a lot and uploads videos to the internet singing a song about Valentine's Day, is very dangerous, it is recommended to run. His name is usually Martin.

First person: OMG is the Valentine's day man, every body run
Ho No! He got me, HELP!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!

Valentine's day man by ThePopTrox February 17, 2017

National glaze yo hb day/L mans day

National glaze yo hb (Homeboy) day or L Mans day is a day where you glaze yo homeboy.

(Glazing is a form of being and L mans.)

Glaze= L mans

Hb= Homeboy

What is glazing you may ask? Glazing can root from: Over complementing yo hb or getting on his ahh about everything they do at every given moment.

National glaze yo hb day/L mans day

An example of glaze/ L mans to yo hb (Homeboy) is sending an embarrassing photo of them to a group chat or saying "Bruh ain't you still need my hotspot."

National glaze yo hb day/L mans day by National glaze yo homeboy day March 28, 2025

National Grab your mans ass day 

A national holiday for the ladies to get a chance to grab their man's ass. Just for you girls to have some sexy fun on April 12th. And guys..be prepared for yo booty to be grabbed ;) Have fun ladies!

Abbreviation: (NGYMAD)

I grabbed my man's ass today for National Grab your mans ass day! lol

National Grab your mans ass day by Waffles The Goat May 25, 2018