Two Argentine islands near the Antartica that were usurped in 1833 by the UK, in 1982 Argentina, under a corrupt dictatorship, invaded them but were repelled by the British with the help of the yanks.
-Las Malvinas son argentinas carajo!!
by FEGELEIN!! September 15, 2012
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Pair of islands in the South Atlantic right next to the Argentinean Coast. A war was fought over them in the 80's, Argentinean soldiers were equipped with WWII arms while British soldiers had the latest military technology of that time (Duh!, who could possibly win? I mean Harriers against Pucaras? C'mon you gotta be kiddin me!). The fact is that the Brits decided to take away something that is not theirs just because they wanted to (like they did with lots and lots of other spots all-around the world). The current name of the islands is "Falkland Islands" since they are under British control, while the real name of them is "Islas Malvinas" since Argentina is the real owner.

Anyways, i dont think none of us is really interested in the Malvinas. There's nothing there, and like the other guy said: it's freaking cold.
by Lucas Criado March 09, 2006
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Anything you gave away but now you want it back and are prepared to do anything to get it back, even if it means losing everything.

Named after the Argentine name for the Fawkland Islands which they ruled from 1820 to 1833 and now want back.
Barbara is my Malvinas, I should have never gave her away, I am going to dump the troupe of Folie Bergers cancan girls who have declared undying love for me, and get her back even though she has diseases science hasnt got a name for.

Those maracas are my Malvinas, I am going to cancel the world tour and travel to the South Pole to get them back from the vulcanologist I gifted them to.
by baarttttteeerllllemmmmmm March 10, 2013
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A malvina is a type of scottish cheese. Often found bullying grade two children with accents, the malvina is anything but exquisite. Finds entertainment in leprachaun hunting underneath elementary schools. Avoid at all costs.
"OMG. That cheese is SUCH a malvina. She's practically RAPING that leprachaun! Poor thing."
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