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1 definition by Patchthethird

A malvina is a type of scottish cheese. Often found bullying grade two children with accents, the malvina is anything but exquisite. Finds entertainment in leprachaun hunting underneath elementary schools. Avoid at all costs.
"OMG. That cheese is SUCH a malvina. She's practically RAPING that leprachaun! Poor thing."
by Patchthethird May 15, 2010