Malkers

Mall Walkers

People don't like the malkers

Malkers by $p@GotTi May 30, 2018

Malker 

Moms who use social media for the sole purpose of stalking their children

"Why weren't you at basketball practice today? I saw you went for hamburgers instead"

"Mom have you been stalking me on facebook again? You're such a Malker!"

Malker by Malker May 3, 2014

malternative

Alchoholic cocktail with a sweet flavor marketed to those who dislike the taste of beer or hard liquor. Commonly referred to as "Chick Drinks", examples include Smirnoff Ice, Mike's Hard Lemonade, and Zima.

Smirnoff Ice is a malternative

malternative by Chris January 19, 2005

Malker 

Moms who use social media for the sole purpose of stalking their children

"Why weren't you at basketball practice today? I saw you went for hamburgers instead"

"Mom have you been stalking me on facebook again? You're such a Malker!"

Malker by Malker May 3, 2014

Malakery 

When two or more people who are idiots come together and develop a plan or a good idea that works.

The two idiots came together to form different variations of the word malakas, such as malakery etc...

Malakery by Espanos bros September 11, 2019

malker 

a person who talkes in movies

i went to the movies yesterday and there was this malker so i bashed him

malker by goobeejoo November 25, 2007

Malaker 

He has the largest dick anyone’s ever witnessed and his biceps are 90% of his weight. Just knowing about his existence makes people shriek in fear. It’s not rare to experience instantaneous erections from just hearing his name.

Girl 1: I met someone called Malaker yesterday, his penis was humongous.
Guy 1: *Shits and cums aggressively*

Malaker by Malaker November 11, 2021