When a man is giving anal sex, he will then pull out quickly before he cums and makes his partner suck and swallow his gift of love.
That girl won't return my calls. Maybe it's because I made her eat my "salt malt and a chili dog" the last time we hooked up.
by Smelly_Finger October 14, 2015
One of the more alcoholic beers/malt liquors out there, at a little over 10% ABV. Kind of hard to find and don't taste all that great, but will damn sure get you buzzed. Most beers are either a high gravity beverage, an ice beer, or a malt liquor, but Pitbull High Gravity Ice Malt Liquor just said 'Fuck it, all of the above."
Alcoholic 1: "Yo dude, I wanna get drunk really fast, do you have anything really alcoholic, like some Colt 45 or possibly a King Cobra?"
Alcoholic 2: "Man, fuck that pussy shit, go get yourself a Pitbull High Gravity Ice Malt Liquor outta the fridge. Its got like 20 percent more alcohol than that stuff."
Alcoholic 2: "Man, fuck that pussy shit, go get yourself a Pitbull High Gravity Ice Malt Liquor outta the fridge. Its got like 20 percent more alcohol than that stuff."
by EyeDestroyHores November 1, 2009
A model-Malte is a pretty boy who is also great at Maths. You can call him Math-Malte too. He is lazy when he have to do math even though he can do it. He used to be a model but his big be a mathematician.
Model-Malte make your math homework!
by VMSE September 9, 2018
Damn I wish I had something stronger than this beer and cider. Well I know we can make Poor Man's Malt Liquor
by AP_Rated October 4, 2023
by chamegachell May 2, 2021
A cute German who has blonde hair. He's very calm and he rarely cusses but when he does he sounds fucking hot. He's a very loyal friend and the guy is incredibly lovable and always tries to make everyone feel good.
He has a wicked sense of humor and a very deep and pleasant laugh. Sometimes he laughs at his jokes a little too much but he's still kinda cute.
If you have a Malte in your life you better take care of them. They're one of the best things that you can get in life for free.
He has a wicked sense of humor and a very deep and pleasant laugh. Sometimes he laughs at his jokes a little too much but he's still kinda cute.
If you have a Malte in your life you better take care of them. They're one of the best things that you can get in life for free.
by penname12345 November 23, 2021
Malte a great German guy, who is the best friend you can imagine. If You Are sad, he makes You happy only by being on your Side. Malte often try's to He funny but mostly his jokes Are so bad that You have to laugh. Many people think Malte is as strong and cool as anybody, but if you Are Alone with him You will find out that also he is very sensible and nice.
Malte is a perfect friend, who will always help You, and will go with You trough Heaven and hell. If You Are a friend of malte You will have a wonderful live and a funny time, so never let him go.
Malte is a perfect friend, who will always help You, and will go with You trough Heaven and hell. If You Are a friend of malte You will have a wonderful live and a funny time, so never let him go.
A: Do You know this guy, I think Malte was his Name...
B: Yeeah, he is my friend, he's the best damn friend you'll ever Seen.
B: Yeeah, he is my friend, he's the best damn friend you'll ever Seen.
by Firefroster May 17, 2017