gag mallot

pretaining to the male genitalia, i.e. penis

get a load of my gag mallot.

hey do you think my gag mallot will fit in my mouth?

gag mallot by brittany thrush October 26, 2006

womb mallot 

The the result of years of silicone injections. This jurassic dick brings a whole new meaning to “hung like horse” with a meat pipe this large he’s destined to destroy at least a few cervix’s. It’s not to be confused with elephantitis, aka Lymphatic Filariasis, which is sollen arms and legs as a result of a parasitic worm.

did you see that thing in toms pants it looks like a womb mallot

womb mallot by 468469468385 February 28, 2017

White Mallot 

When a dickhole gets clogged and the tip of the dick fills and becomes swollen with puss and ejaculate. It can be painful and extremely uncomfortable but some seek this condition for sexual pleasure.

Jared got home from work and discovered the source of his discomfort was a large White Mallot condition.

White Mallot by Phmann March 1, 2020

Malpotusment

Malpotusement: A bad Presidential Administration. Mal in French is (bad) and the rest is easy to figure out.

Four years of malpotusment is long enough, but eight years of malpotusment is unfair punishment for everyone.

Malpotusment exists whenever the administration in government does not serve in the best interest and welfare of the majority of US citizens.

Malpotusment by Doublebogey August 24, 2006

Totes Malotes

Totally bad ass!

The phrase is a combination of totes, which is a truncated way of saying "totally" and malote, which is Chicano slang for "bad ass." It was popularized and possibly originated from the animated science fiction show “Rick and Morty”, created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Adult Swim. It's used by Rick Sanchez in Episode 4 of the first season, M. Night Shaym-Aliens!

Rick and Morty steal processor chips from the intergalactic scammers called the Zigerions and make a getaway in one of their escape pods.....

Rick Sanchez: Totes Malotes Dawg!

Totes Malotes by Doctor Felony August 9, 2016

malleteer

one who plays mallets; xylophone, marimba, vibes, bells, chimes

The pit at school consisted of four malleteers.

malleteer by The Friendly Yellow Letters October 11, 2008

fish mallet 

Derogatory Term name or describtion for a penis.

Hey buddy what are you doing tonite
Im broke I think im gonna stay home and play with my fish mallet tonite.

fish mallet by [e-mail] October 28, 2007