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If you ever find you a mallori you will find out that she is a beautiful,young woman of God, her laugh will captivate you it will be one of the things you love about her, along with her kindness, beauty, and patience. Her hair with its redish brown glow will mesmerize you. Although she might be defined as "bad luck" she is the exact opposite of that I know from personal experience. If you have a mallori in your life you have a precious and talented woman there.
I love how mallori is humble.
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Mellarkish 

A hilarious Hunger Games/Josh Hutcherson/Jennifer Lawrence themed blog on the social media platform called Tumblr. Mellarkish has easily become a personality within the THG fandom and is known for her witty humor and sass overall. Sassy sass sass...only known within the confines of this fandom, but still noteworthy enough to recognize.
Tom: Hey, did you see what Mellarkish posted yesterday about JenLaw?

Keith: No...I'm not within the Hunger Games fandom.

Tom: Oh, you're a loser, then.

malloytis 

An artifical and illusory medical condition, often used a slang term to give a reason for an employee calling off sick and not reporting to work, when the employee is not actually sick.
"He's not coming into work tonight. It's the weekend. He has Malloytis."

"July 4th and she's calling off? She must have Malloytis."
malloytis by Doctorsnote November 16, 2016
Mallori is the most beautiful creature in the world. She lights up a room and turns every head when she enters. She will make you fall in love at the drop of a hat and you'll never get over her. She is very loyal to her friends and family and tries to see the good in people.Mallori will always have your back. She is kind and passionate about the things she believes in. Mallori is super intelligent, she may even be the smartest person on the planet. Don't try to outwit her, you will lose. She is wise. Mallori is not one to be messed with. She will cut you to pieces with mere words or her quick Jackie Chan like fists. She will make you wish you had dug your own grave and buried yourself if you cross the line with her or someone she loves. she is extremely stubborn. Her stubbornness sometimes gets her into trouble, but its nothing her amazingly gorgeous smile and sparkling eyes cant get her out of. Mallori is a very confident girl but may be insecure about where she stands in all of her relationships. People often take her for granted and then kick themselves when she is gone. Because when she's gone, she's gone forever. Once you've had a Mallori, life will never be the same. You will always want more. She knows what she wants and she always gets it. She's weird and crazy and there is never a dull moment with her. Mallori has very neat handwriting and loves cats and dogs. She is also the funniest person anyone will ever meet. No one is funnier than a Mallori. Not even Jesus.
Hey, who is that creature? She's literally everything anyone could ever want. A perfect mixture of everything good in life.

Who that? That's a Mallori. Be careful, she will break your heart . She's perfection
Mallori by ILYKEBIGBUTTZZ November 16, 2017

mallorysrangerover 

the hottest, funniest, coolest, sexiest, awesomeist, most amazing person in the whole milky way 😇
“did you see mallorysrangerover’s new post today? i almost murdered my mom, it was HILARIOUS! whose allowing them to be THIS funny? 🤔”
mallorysrangerover by WHAT 😡 March 11, 2021

mallercise 

walking within a shopping mall with the sole intent of exericising, and not shopping.
John went to the mall to mallercise since it was a cold day.
mallercise by Andy Smither December 25, 2007

Mallorie 

A beautiful Hippie chick, one often strong willed and capable, with a heart of determination, care for others and the propensity of true love. generally thinking of others first and the admiration of truth mixed with the fervor of life treasures, a socialite with Great abilities that don't go to waste and used for the upbringing of others and self. A Vivacious person that works best in carefree spirited nature environments.
y0 man-dude! check out that zookeeper thats feeding the Lions and Lioness, she such a mallorie! she let me feed them!

Yo Lady Dude, that girl that just walked into the party, i heard she is such a mallorie, she spent the last couple of days making food for this party and helped the host plan it.
Mallorie by Shinzou22 January 28, 2013