yo dave whats wrong?
i was just taking a leak when i got a text and my phone vibrated. it surprised me and i zipped up too fast and caught my schwing schwong in my fly
damn, thats gotta hurt, i hate zipper malfunctions
i was just taking a leak when i got a text and my phone vibrated. it surprised me and i zipped up too fast and caught my schwing schwong in my fly
damn, thats gotta hurt, i hate zipper malfunctions
by schwingschwongbyah April 24, 2011
by Dahlia A.N. March 11, 2019
A euphemism for tearing clothes off another person's body. Infamously used by Justin Timberlake during a super bowl halftime show where he tore the clothes of Janet Jackson.
by kryo June 23, 2004
sexual malfunction, or sexual dysfunction, is difficulty during any stage of the sexual act (which includes desire, arousal, orgasm, and resolution) that prevents the individual or couple from enjoying sexual activity.
person 1: "Did you sleep with her last night?"
person 2: "Yeah.."
person 1: "Well.. how was it?"
person 2: "Not good."
person 1: "Why, what happened?"
person 2: "Two words - sexual malfunction.."
person 1: "Oooh."
person 2: "Yeah.."
person 1: "Well.. how was it?"
person 2: "Not good."
person 1: "Why, what happened?"
person 2: "Two words - sexual malfunction.."
person 1: "Oooh."
by bigcroationpenis October 27, 2008
When you think you have lots of money but upon checking your bank account realize you are actually flat, dead broke.
by gmack April 18, 2004
When your starting a game at work on the sly but then you have forgot to turn the sound off so blaring game noise and basic comes out of your computer alerting your boss to the fact that you are in fact multislackiing
I was about to start the secret level on PACMAN when i had a noise malfunction and got a ear bashing from my boss
by omar2928 November 11, 2009
by Natasha Foxx April 12, 2004