(n.) (i) The name given to the dominant gene responsible for a chav's unfortunate selection of apparel.
(ii) The almost inevitable outcome of trying to assemble flatpack furniture from such wonderful people as IKEA due to missing/wrong screws/instructions, etc.
(ii) The almost inevitable outcome of trying to assemble flatpack furniture from such wonderful people as IKEA due to missing/wrong screws/instructions, etc.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!! I don't believe it! Not again! This happens every bloody time, etc., etc.
by el revez May 14, 2004
1. When a guy gets his dick caught in the zipper of his pants.
2. When a guy gets caught masturbating at a movie theater.
2. When a guy gets caught masturbating at a movie theater.
by Dr. Sardonicus March 21, 2004
by .git.it.whit. April 27, 2006
It appears that this word was coined in the US to refer to Janet Jackson's breast falling out. The UK version would be when Judy Finnegan's breast fell out at the BAFTAS
Why did American people make such a fuss about Janet Jackson's accident? When Judy Finnegan had a wardrobe malfunction, the Brits were just mildly amused.
by moomin21 August 23, 2004
When the hinges of the door of your garment storage device have rusted and it fails to open correctly.
by sp0rkius March 1, 2004
Its when people use the Caps lock wantingly quite often between words just to show off. This rather looks disgusting to the readers. The main cause is a dismantled brain and the malfunction still doesn't have a proper solution.
Jack : So how was your day Phil?
Phil : I ReaLly hAd a GreAt DaY JacK
Jack : Stop that style Phil. It rather looks like a Capslock Malfunction right there.
Phil : I ReaLly hAd a GreAt DaY JacK
Jack : Stop that style Phil. It rather looks like a Capslock Malfunction right there.
by awesomeasfuck January 7, 2014
by R-o-o-p May 29, 2015