Malf

Someone who has a face on them that is just asking to be punched!

Justin Bieber is such a little fucking Malf!

by jimmyjack1234 June 8, 2013

Malf

A small tiger who is morbidly obese.

also

Can be used to replace the word radical or magical.

Wowza, that small malf is goddamn malfical

by arrrrrch April 8, 2007

Malf of Doom

A cool dude that cuts bigheads down, slicks his hair back, shoots down butterflies with a 12-gauge, has been bailed out of jail 12 times, and eats live raw bats. He is known for his hatred of asians and his lack of all reasoning.

I am Malf of Doom!

Don't you want to eat?

No, the Great Malf has other things to do, like blow up toilets! HA HA!

by bob May 3, 2005