Vickey Malentine 

This is what you would call a guy who wears make up and cry's too much.

Look, Mickey's crying again. What a Vickey Malentine!

Vickey Malentine by Naptown Chaod April 9, 2009

Malentatious 

When something is so outrageous it blows your mind

“Jesus, this rain is malentatious”

“Dude the movie interstellar is so fucking malentatious it’s crazy”

Malentatious by Gmonee November 15, 2019

Malentines Day 

Malentines Day is celebrated when two or more single men, who don't have dates for the evening, decide to bro out with each other through activities such as; Smoking tons of chronic, getting wasted, drinking beers and eating steaks, playing Madden, Call of Duty, or any other manly game, or just chilling in watching a movie (manly movies obviously. Good choices include; The Die Hard franchise, The Deer Hunter, Rambo, or any other movie with a crapload of violence.) Malentines Day is a special day, because you don't have to spend a cent on anyone but yourself. Happy Malentines Day.

Ted: Yo Steve, you gotta date for tonight?

Steve: Nah dude, fuck Valentines Day

Ted: True, I ain't no slave to Hallmark or pussy

Steve: Malentines Day?

Ted: Yeah dude, I'll go pack the bong.

Malentines Day by ThatDudeStoneyFace February 15, 2013

Hentai Malentai 

Someone who owns a weeaboo body pillow and faps to hentai vigorously.

"Hey look, its hentai malentai!"

Hentai Malentai

Hentai Malentai by BossatronicBoss December 9, 2016

Malenourished

Feeling desperate due to the lack of male interaction.

Abi has been obsessing over Harry Styles. She is malenourished. This explains her outrageous behavior.

Malenourished by malenourishedgirl April 5, 2021

malentient 

(MAH-LENT-ENT)

1. (V.) misunderstanding a certain type of joke off redit or twitter
2. (Adj.) confused, at unease or strongly worried

1: "I'm feeling Malentient about the test, Mr. Elvectriitve".
2: He looked Malentient about the name Adolf.

malentient by Death_Ritur December 13, 2021

malenourishment 

The state of being which involves not getting the proper amount of vitamins and minerals, not from lack of eating, but form the decided habit of only eating certain foods, I.E Pizza and beer. this phenomenon occurs mostly to the male gender, but can happen to anyone anywhere.

Bob: For the past three months I've eaten nothing but chicken wings and drank nothing but Budlite... Now I have scurvy.

Jim: Sounds like a serious case of malenourishment

malenourishment by K@RT0RU$ July 23, 2009