Top Definition
The white creamy substance usually produced when a man orgasms, not to be confused with mayonnaise
Glen: I do say Ernest, this salad is rather tasty what's the dressing you used?
Ernest: *sniggers*
Glen: ...
Ernest: I call it: "malenaise"
Glen: *goes to spew up*
by Hand Solo July 12, 2006
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