Mal-Cum

Mal-Cum is an awfull substance which in reality means ''bad" cum (cum meaning some sort of genital fluid). Over the years though Mal-Cum has grown to mean a great deal of things. Really the only criteria that need to be met for something to be called Mal-Cum is that it has to be a liquid and it has to be unplesent.

Mal-Cum can be anything from ordinary lemon juice to the not so ordinary alcohal-laced goat vaginal fluid and everything in between.

Mal-Cum by Mr.Cockenstein July 1, 2010

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Mal-Cum

A sexual act in which a woman gives a man a blowjob, and the man ejaculates into the middle of The Autobiography of Malcolm X, in which the cum streams down into the woman's mouth, and she screams the phrase "black rights" repeatedly.

I'm going to give you some thick Mal-Cum!

Mal-Cum by bruh111 November 17, 2019

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malcumbating

the act of masturbating on a public bathroom floor while taking a shit

Janice: oh my god! did you hear about what happened with Craig?!

Roger: yeah! it was sickkkkkkkkk. coach Rosine found him in the 6th floor boy's bathroom malcumbating!

malcumbating by Chief Brown Bottom October 26, 2011

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malcum

when malcolm

I'm malcumming
I malcame

malcum by killer bean baitsa datso December 6, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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