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Makka Pakka 

The supposed cute cuddly character from show 'In The Night Garden'.

In reality Makka Pakka is the USSR's highest ranked Red Guard infantryman. This was obtained after Makka Pakka utilised the ovals on the side of his head to detect incoming Panzers Divisions (Most noticably the 7th Panzer Division or 'Ghost Division' which he detected were in fact falling down from the sky upon Soviet Forces.) during the battles of Stalingrad and Kursk.

After WW2 he worked in most Warsaw Pact nations aquiring skills for infiltration. Then after the 'Collapse' of the Soviet Union he was sent to the Night Garden to make it the Red Garden and to sabotage fascist rebellions by the Ninky Nonk. His bike thing is also known as the "Bike of the People".
SOVIET 1: Comrade did you hear that Kommissar Makka Pakka has spread socialism to the Night Garden
SOVIET 2: Yes comrade that is great news but that means he will be quoting Marx for the rest of the year
SOVIET 1:Oh wait he will won't h... oh shit here he comes
MAKKA PAKKA: Comrades do you know the state is a tool of oppression controlled by the bourgeois and shows the innate violence of capitalism!!!
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Makka Pakka 

Makka Pakka is a legend who is thicccc and is the coolest hoe I know. He gets all those girls like upsy daisy and Iggle Piggle and he just is just absolute boyfriend material. He strong, he is sexy and he rides a tricycle. He also keeps a sponge on his tricycle to keep himself clean which makes him get all the ladies. Makka Pakka has many fan girls and everyone looks up to him as a thicccc queen
Makka Pakka is a thiccccc legend.
Makka Pakka by Madie Lee June 28, 2020

Dirty Makkah 

the act of fingering someone in a graveyard, so messily that they become a lesbian afterwards.
p1: you know, I don't think I can have sex with guys anymore
p2: really? Why not?
p1: I was given a Dirty Makkah last night...
p2: oh...
Dirty Makkah by WetWillyCheese April 25, 2020
When someone screws up (almost sabotages) something that's going well. Based on the coronavirus curve in India, which was flattening, till a single source markaz event blew it up.
My painting was going so well till you markaz-ed it by spilling coffee all over it.
markaz by bharataboi April 12, 2020

makazema 

Makazema (noun) - Originated from the Caribbean island of St. Kitts is a word used in our local dialect which can be replace the words "skin" "backside".
"She get one lick in she makazema!"
makazema by SugarStickT April 19, 2018

MakkaPakka 

MakkaPakka is a well known author to the famous wide reading book "Who LIkes Shit here" he is very respected in the hood community. He was a convicted Rapist in June 2020. He is now spending his time running away from the cops. He likes to play Roblox with da bois. If anyone has any news on his Roblox account we offer a $69 to anyone who can provide reliable information.
OMG NO WAY ITS MAKKAPAKKA
MakkaPakka by Butlicker2000 June 4, 2020